Great Big Vats of Purple Kool-Aid

Some days, I can almost convince myself that this medium is more than just a re-enactment of teenage diary scribblings and yearbook autographs. Sometimes, I think there is a place for adults on the internet that doesn't involve live webcams. Yea, I have dared to dream that this technology can support deep thoughts and complete sentences.

And now, this.

Sigh.