A Christmas Story
"Are you working, or are you goofing?"
"Because when I come to you later today, and say we need to have some family time, and you're all 'I have to work,' I'll be all 'well, why didn't you work this morning instead of goofing off on Facebook the whole time, and then you'll be all defensive, and I'll be all resentful, and then there will be no Christmas and baby Jesus will be sad."
The look I get at the close of these speeches is really not translatable into words, but someday I will be ready with a camera.
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