"Does this dress make me look fat?"
A portrait of a man, walking into a trap. The socks signify whatever you want them to.
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—Kyran, 8:32 AM
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Thursday, April 09, 2009
Thanks for visiting. I am no longer updating Notes to Self. I hope you'll join me on my current website, PlantingDandelions.com
A portrait of a man, walking into a trap. The socks signify whatever you want them to.
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6 Comments:
Clever wording here. I think the man is walking into two traps:
1. The does-this-dress-make-me-look-fat trap.
2. The stop-leaving-your-dirty-socks-on-the-counter trap.
My hubby leaves his dirty socks everywhere. I hate picking them up!
Mine does that too, and now my boys. I'm just going to start throwing them out.
Throw the dress out while you're at it. It is seriously chilling down your hotness.
Just sayin'.
Dang. But it's J CREW.
You're going to make me send back the crocs too, aren't you?
Pantless and rubber shoes all summer is the dream.
I think the dress would make a fine beach coverup and be good for chilling out - especially with the crocs. What color are they? I just wouldn't wear either around a group of people I wanted to especially impress (you know, the snarky neighborhood moms and such).
Hi Kyran,
This entry made me laugh out loud! Glad I found your blog. For pics to make you homesick, check out our website at www.artandcarol.ca and follow the links to the smugmug galleries as well.
Carol
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