Say Hello to His Little Friend

For eleven years, my eldest son has lived under a benevolent, but totalitarian, regime that would not recognize his Second Amendment rights. Then, certain interfering foreign powers (his Canadian grandmother) sent him a little money as an end-of-school gift, and a requisition for a Nerf gun was rashly approved, because--hey, how much damage can you do with foam bullets?

Thanks to an international network of Nerf insurrectionists, posting tutorials like this one to YouTube, we're about to find out.